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Highland
Scot Humor
Here is a wee bit o'
Scottish humor. Use at yer own discretion! If you have a joke you
would like to add to this page, please fill out the form below. We
will post the joke usually within 24 hours unless it's just not
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Glaswegian Humor:
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A guy in Glesga hue walked a lassie hame, an they wur at it in
ri' back cloase, an ri lassie's Maw came doon ri sterrs, an turnt ri
coarner, an ri guys troosers wur at his feet. He thote quick, an
says tae ri aul' yin, hey missus, is yur craphoose still wurkin'??
an' she says Naw, he's still in his bed!!
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Two wimmen were talkin'
an' wan says tae the urra wan, wee Jessie's twins ur Identical, an
the other wumman says, "How does she tell thum apart, ?? an' the
furst wumman says, "The lassie's rid heided, an' the boay's
Baldy".!!!
Scottish Humor:
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How do you disperse an angry Scottish mob? Take up a collection.
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The
following was seen on a poster in Argyll: DRINK IS YOUR ENEMY.
Adjacent to this was another poster which said: LOVE YOUR ENEMY.
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What do
you call a Scots woman with one leg? Eileen.
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